Tim.

20 Questions with Tim:

1. What was your favorite food when you were a child?
Lobster

2. What’s the last album you listened to?
Carpenters ‎– The Singles 1969-1973

3. What is your favorite time of day?
Noon

4. What sound do you love?
Pounding rain in the summer

5. What sound do you hate?
Door slamming

6. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?
Phantasmo

7. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?
Tina Turner

8. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Put it in the bank and shut the blinds and disconnect the phone.

9. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
Belinda Carlisle

10. What would you name the autobiography of your life?
Crying in the Bathroom at a Party

11. Name one song included on the soundtrack to your life?
”Mambo No. 5”

12. What do you miss most about being a kid?
Not having a mortgage payment

13. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Mosquito

14. ...which would be the funniest?
Turkey . . . wearing thick glasses and a turtleneck sweater

15. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
I have no idea...but dying to see how it happens

16. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
Harvey Weinstein

17. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Legume Smoosh

18. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Hermit Crab

19. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
French Lieutenant's Woman

20. Would you rather the ability to fly or to be invisible?
Fly