Edith.
The Legend. The Goddess. The perfectly, completely spoiled little princess.
While I type this part of the website, Edith is under my feet, sprawled out in front of the couch . . . where my feet should go. I’m trying to get her to move, but she won’t. I give up in the first round. Edith gets whatever she wants. In fairness, her spoiled disposition might be our fault. We tell her daily that she’s perfect. She is. Edith is perfect.
Elegance is the only beauty that doesn’t fade
— Audrey Hepburn
20 Questions with Edith:
1. What was your favorite food when you were a child?
Garbage
2. What’s the last album you listened to?
"Who Let the Dogs Out?"
3. What is your favorite time of day?
Nighttime
4. What sound do you love?
Can opening
5. What sound do you hate?
Yelling
6. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?
Bonquisha
7. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?
Notorious B.I.G.
8. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Buy a lot of food
9. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
Imogene Coca
10. What would you name the autobiography of your life?
What becomes a Legend Most?
11. Name one song included on the soundtrack to your life?
"Single Ladies"
12. What do you miss most about being a kid?
Freedom
13. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Emmett
14. ...which would be the funniest?
Steve
15. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
What's an elephant?
16. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
Edith
17. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Glory Paste
18. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Me
19. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Lassie Come Home
20. Would you rather the ability to fly or to be invisible?
Fly