20 Questions with Esteban:

1. What was your favorite food when you were a child?
Huh?

2. What’s the last album you listened to?
Purple Rain

3. What is your favorite time of day?
When people dont look at me.

4. What sound do you love?
Michael's car pulling in the driveway

5. What sound do you hate?
Anything loud

6. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?
What's wrong with Esteban?

7. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?
Barack Obama

8. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Probably clean myself

9. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
Bette Midler

10. What would you name the autobiography of your life?
What's That?!

11. Name one song included on the soundtrack to your life?
"Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.

12. What do you miss most about being a kid?
I'm not a goat.

13. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Emmett

14. ...which would be the funniest?
Me

15. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
What's a chicken?

16. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
Puddles

17. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Wait!!! There's peanut butter? Where?!?!

18. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Me, duh.

19. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
My Dog Skip...but I can't watch the end.

20. Would you rather the ability to fly or to be invisible?
I thought I was invisible!!! Dammit!